Painful Punch

Vegetarian
Vegan
Gluten Free
Dairy Free
Health score
4%
Painful Punch
45 min.
24
318kcal

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If you're looking to impress your guests at your next gathering, then the Painful Punch is a show-stopping beverage that brings together an exquisite blend of flavors. This punch is not only a feast for the taste buds, but it’s also designed to accommodate a range of dietary preferences, being vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, and dairy-free. Perfectly suited for lively parties or festive celebrations, this delightful drink serves 24 and is sure to be a hit.

Imagine the warm aroma of freshly toasted spices mingling with the sweet and tangy notes of orange and pineapple juice. The addition of VSOP Cognac and Myers dark rum elevates the punch, giving it a depth of flavor that will have your guests coming back for more. The process involves skillfully blending the right proportions of ingredients, creating a deliciously balanced taste that is both refreshing and invigorating.

Chill the punch for an hour, and let the flavors meld together as the orange slices infuse their vibrant essence. When it’s time to serve, present it in a stunning glass punch bowl, complete with a ladle and ice on the side for that perfect refreshing touch. This is not just a drink; it’s an experience that adds a festive touch to any occasion. So gather your friends, pour a glass of Painful Punch, and celebrate with a sip of joy and warmth!

Ingredients

  • pieces cinnamon sticks (3-inch)
  • 750 ml cognac 
  •  grating nutmeg whole
  • quarts orange juice 
  • 10  cranberry-orange relish sliced into wedges
  • quarts pineapple juice 
  • 750 ml rum dark
  • cups simple syrup glaze to taste
  • tablespoons allspice whole
  • 750 ml red wine spanish

Equipment

  • bowl
  • sauce pan
  • ladle
  • pot
  • sieve

Directions

  1. PLACE the nutmeg pods in a cloth napkin and break them into pieces with a hammer or other blunt object.
  2. Combine the nutmeg, allspice, and cinnamon in a large stainless steel saucepan over medium heat. Follow the instructions on page 20 to toast the spices until aromatic, about 5 minutes.
  3. Add the juices and bring the mixture to a boil. Reduce the heat to low and simmer until the mixture is reduced by one-third, about 30 minutes.
  4. Remove the pot from the heat and strain the liquid through a fine-mesh strainer or chinois into a container large enough to hold all of the punch. Discard the spices.
  5. Add the wine, Cognac, and rum, and stir well.
  6. Add the simple syrup 1 cup at a time until the tannins are tamed.
  7. Add the orange slices, cover the container, and place in the refrigerator to chill. To serve, transfer the mixture to a large glass punch bowl with a ladle.
  8. Serve the ice on the side.
  9. Reprinted with permission from Artisanal Cocktails: Drinks Inspired by the Seasons from the Bar at Cyrus by Scott Beattie, (C) © 2008 Ten Speed PressA native of San Francisco, Scott Beattie tended bar at Postrio, Azie, and Napa Valley's Martini House before being handpicked to shape the cocktail program at Cyrus Restaurant in Healdsburg, California, deep in Sonoma wine country. He has been profiled in Gourmet, GQ Food & Wine, San Francisco Chronicle, and Bon Appétit, among other publications. Scott lives in Healdsburg.

Nutrition Facts

Calories318kcal
Protein3.68%
Fat2.78%
Carbs93.54%

Properties

Glycemic Index
11.48
Glycemic Load
11.2
Inflammation Score
-7
Nutrition Score
9.8513045401677%

Flavonoids

Cyanidin
0.06mg
Petunidin
0.63mg
Delphinidin
0.64mg
Malvidin
4.39mg
Peonidin
0.4mg
Catechin
2.26mg
Epigallocatechin
0.02mg
Epicatechin
1.2mg
Eriodictyol
0.13mg
Hesperetin
24.5mg
Naringenin
10.61mg
Apigenin
0.04mg
Luteolin
0.12mg
Isorhamnetin
0.01mg
Kaempferol
0.1mg
Myricetin
0.25mg
Quercetin
0.77mg
Gallocatechin
0.03mg

Nutrients percent of daily need

Calories:318.04kcal
15.9%
Fat:0.49g
0.75%
Saturated Fat:0.12g
0.76%
Carbohydrates:36.74g
12.25%
Net Carbohydrates:34.81g
12.66%
Sugar:30.15g
33.5%
Cholesterol:0mg
0%
Sodium:13.14mg
0.57%
Alcohol:24.54g
100%
Alcohol %:9.64%
100%
Protein:1.44g
2.89%
Vitamin C:76.71mg
92.98%
Manganese:0.53mg
26.51%
Folate:55.06µg
13.76%
Vitamin B1:0.19mg
12.64%
Potassium:419.97mg
12%
Vitamin B6:0.16mg
8.21%
Fiber:1.93g
7.73%
Magnesium:30.52mg
7.63%
Copper:0.14mg
7.06%
Iron:1.21mg
6.74%
Vitamin A:290.46IU
5.81%
Calcium:52.62mg
5.26%
Vitamin B2:0.08mg
4.92%
Phosphorus:39.91mg
3.99%
Vitamin B3:0.75mg
3.75%
Vitamin B5:0.34mg
3.4%
Zinc:0.28mg
1.85%
Source:Epicurious