Painful Punch

Vegetarian
Vegan
Gluten Free
Dairy Free
Health score
4%
Painful Punch
45 min.
24
318kcal

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Are you ready to elevate your gatherings with an unforgettable beverage that’s sure to impress? Introducing the Painful Punch—a sumptuous blend that will tantalize your taste buds and warm your spirits. Perfect for festive celebrations or intimate get-togethers, this vegan-friendly and gluten-free punch combines the rich flavors of fragrant spices with the zest of fresh juices, making it a delightful option for everyone.

The Painful Punch is more than just a drink; it’s an experience. With its aromatic infusion of cinnamon, nutmeg, and allspice, every sip will transport you to a cozy, inviting place. The robust undertones of Cognac and dark rum mingle harmoniously with luscious orange and pineapple juices, creating a bold yet refreshing concoction. Just imagine the vibrant slices of oranges floating atop this magnificent elixir, adding a touch of elegance and a burst of flavor to each glass.

In just 45 minutes, you’ll have a beautifully crafted punch that serves up to 24 people—perfect for parties of all sizes! Additionally, this recipe allows you to tailor the sweetness to your liking with simple syrup, ensuring that it can cater to various palates. Whether served with ice on the side or enjoyed chilled, the Painful Punch is bound to become the centerpiece of your next celebration. So gather your friends, prepare to make some magical memories, and let the Painful Punch do the rest!

Ingredients

  • pieces cinnamon sticks (3-inch)
  • 750 ml vsop cognac 
  •  nutmeg pods whole
  • quarts orange juice 
  • 10  oranges sliced into wedges
  • quarts pineapple juice 
  • 750 ml myers rum dark
  • cups simple syrup glaze to taste
  • tablespoons allspice whole
  • 750 ml red wine spanish

Equipment

  • bowl
  • sauce pan
  • ladle
  • pot
  • sieve

Directions

  1. PLACE the nutmeg pods in a cloth napkin and break them into pieces with a hammer or other blunt object.
  2. Combine the nutmeg, allspice, and cinnamon in a large stainless steel saucepan over medium heat. Follow the instructions on page 20 to toast the spices until aromatic, about 5 minutes.
  3. Add the juices and bring the mixture to a boil. Reduce the heat to low and simmer until the mixture is reduced by one-third, about 30 minutes.
  4. Remove the pot from the heat and strain the liquid through a fine-mesh strainer or chinois into a container large enough to hold all of the punch. Discard the spices.
  5. Add the wine, Cognac, and rum, and stir well.
  6. Add the simple syrup 1 cup at a time until the tannins are tamed.
  7. Add the orange slices, cover the container, and place in the refrigerator to chill. To serve, transfer the mixture to a large glass punch bowl with a ladle.
  8. Serve the ice on the side.
  9. Reprinted with permission from Artisanal Cocktails: Drinks Inspired by the Seasons from the Bar at Cyrus by Scott Beattie, (C) © 2008 Ten Speed PressA native of San Francisco, Scott Beattie tended bar at Postrio, Azie, and Napa Valley's Martini House before being handpicked to shape the cocktail program at Cyrus Restaurant in Healdsburg, California, deep in Sonoma wine country. He has been profiled in Gourmet, GQ Food & Wine, San Francisco Chronicle, and Bon Appétit, among other publications. Scott lives in Healdsburg.

Nutrition Facts

Calories318kcal
Protein3.68%
Fat2.78%
Carbs93.54%

Properties

Glycemic Index
11.48
Glycemic Load
11.2
Inflammation Score
-7
Nutrition Score
9.8513045401677%

Flavonoids

Cyanidin
0.06mg
Petunidin
0.63mg
Delphinidin
0.64mg
Malvidin
4.39mg
Peonidin
0.4mg
Catechin
2.26mg
Epigallocatechin
0.02mg
Epicatechin
1.2mg
Eriodictyol
0.13mg
Hesperetin
24.5mg
Naringenin
10.61mg
Apigenin
0.04mg
Luteolin
0.12mg
Isorhamnetin
0.01mg
Kaempferol
0.1mg
Myricetin
0.25mg
Quercetin
0.77mg
Gallocatechin
0.03mg

Nutrients percent of daily need

Calories:318.04kcal
15.9%
Fat:0.49g
0.75%
Saturated Fat:0.12g
0.76%
Carbohydrates:36.74g
12.25%
Net Carbohydrates:34.81g
12.66%
Sugar:30.15g
33.5%
Cholesterol:0mg
0%
Sodium:13.14mg
0.57%
Alcohol:24.54g
100%
Alcohol %:9.64%
100%
Protein:1.44g
2.89%
Vitamin C:76.71mg
92.98%
Manganese:0.53mg
26.51%
Folate:55.06µg
13.76%
Vitamin B1:0.19mg
12.64%
Potassium:419.97mg
12%
Vitamin B6:0.16mg
8.21%
Fiber:1.93g
7.73%
Magnesium:30.52mg
7.63%
Copper:0.14mg
7.06%
Iron:1.21mg
6.74%
Vitamin A:290.46IU
5.81%
Calcium:52.62mg
5.26%
Vitamin B2:0.08mg
4.92%
Phosphorus:39.91mg
3.99%
Vitamin B3:0.75mg
3.75%
Vitamin B5:0.34mg
3.4%
Zinc:0.28mg
1.85%
Source:Epicurious